codependent-hunters-221b:

deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

I CANT

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angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

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w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

zohbugg:

al0st-soul:

pyrrhics:

and then you actually realize they’re wearing her shoes

I love this

Yeah okay but really? Socks?
If you gon’ walk a mile in her shoes, at least don’t do it as a fashion disaster. 


let good things be

the-fandoms-are-cool:

zohbugg:

al0st-soul:

pyrrhics:

and then you actually realize they’re wearing her shoes

I love this

Yeah okay but really? Socks?

If you gon’ walk a mile in her shoes, at least don’t do it as a fashion disaster. 

let good things be

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ensign-chevvy:

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

superwhoavengebitpottmerlockian:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

probablyonfire:

fabulousbowties:

conordafford:

whatisakittysauruss:

mattmacabre:

cowsparks:

I really hope that “JK” is actually “Just Kidding”

pretty sure there is actually an american wizarding school. we just dont know its name or where it is. its not like Hogwarts is the ONLY school.

The American wizarding school is located in Salem, Oregon.

I’m from Australia so I have no chance

If any of you motherfuckers have read Quidditch through the Ages you’d know there are Quidditch teams from all over the world including a New Zealand team and at least one Australian one so I think it’s fairly logical to assume there are also schools. There isn’t nearly enough fanfic or RP about the other wizarding schools in my not at all humble opinion so kindly get to it.

And wasn’t it kinda obvious there were other wizarding schools throughout the ENTIRE FOURTH FILM/BOOK?

I’ve heard it was actually called the Salem Witch Institute in Salem, Massachusetts. It’s supposed to more than likely be making fun of the Salem Witch Trials. Also remember how Harry read in the third book about the witches and wizards that would allow themselves to be caught so they could perform a charm that actually made the flames quite comfortable and pleasant and pretend to scream in pain. It was a way to mess with the American muggles.

You are all my favorite people.

Salem, Mass. here I come!

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alt-j:

im so fucking mad these fucking grapes actually taste like fucking cotton candy how the fucking fuck do they fucking do this holy fuck what the fuck

alt-j:

im so fucking mad these fucking grapes actually taste like fucking cotton candy how the fucking fuck do they fucking do this holy fuck what the fuck

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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via loweryourstandards)

this is perfect. 

(via lovely-moonchild)

This is so beautiful

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sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

:)

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